ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via mysterygirl757)

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

vikinggoth:

One of these things is not like the others…

Yeah, why does that one sink get, like, twenty kittens???

(Source: ydrill, via batchrisss)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

(via jared-padatirtles)

sunnystrong:

sixsecondshigh:

Why Alysia Montano wears a flower in her hair during every race.

Even though she grew up playing football, shooting hoops and running races against all the boys in her neighborhood, U.S. 800-meter champion Alysia Montano never wanted to be thought of as one of them.

As a result, she started wearing a flower behind her right ear to remind the boys they were getting beat by a girl.

The flower remains Montano’s trademark even though her opponents are now world-class female middle-distance runners.

"The flower to me means strength with femininity," Montano said in June after winning the 800 at the U.S. Olympic trials. "I think that a lot of people say things like you run like a girl. That doesn’t mean you have to run soft or you have to run dainty. It means that you’re strong."

Source - 

Definition of flower power

(via tardis-enterprise)

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

(via wisherbystarlight)

(Source: stunningpicture, via teamsolomeme)

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

(Source: humoristics, via televisedwar)

dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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(via iou-a-fall-ponds)

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

(Source: hwlllstr, via fitness-is-for-the-weak)

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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(via jawnlocke)

ealperin:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

HEY

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it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back

I think we’re forgetting someone:

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(Source: disney-where-dreams-come-true, via beware-of-the-dementor)

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via you-aremy-friend)

vinegod:

How to get a pug’s attention by Nicholas Megalis

(via the-timey-wimey-one)

breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands