willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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(via bellaandthesnogbox)

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

(via loveavpm)

ohyousillypotato:

i don’t get why guys are so squeamish about girls not shaving during the winter. have you ever been outside in the winter? it hella cold. and hairy legs are just an adaptation to help stay warm during the winter months. girls with hairy legs showcase a fine set of survival skills and should be strong candidates for mating. you gotta start thinking practically, son.

(Source: mechapuppy, via letsgetadrink)

darcx:

jaclcfrost:

enmudecer:

jaclcfrost:

hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

You can say you had had enough of this

i could also say that that was uncalled for

What this is is the English language.

(via slytheringranger)

mwuuh:

absolutniemand:

absolutniemand:

I just installed an add-on for chrome that automatically adds mustaches to every picture where it recognizes a face and it’s the best thing I did this week.

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oh my god

(via coconuttrecords)

whatfulllipsyouhave:

edgebug:

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

(via bellaandthesnogbox)

if-you-want-to-waste-your-time:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

Finn and Jack

Phil and Dan

NO

(via slytheringranger)

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via high-functioning-hedgehog)

chafing-nipples:

kthnxbaiii:

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

(via waitingona2ndchance)

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

(via xerxniis)

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

(Source: beastector, via yeshelloiamsashabraus)

acureforbrainwork:

eggsbenedicted:

can we all just appreciate that peeta lives in a place called panem

panem is latin for bread

peeta lives in bread

I’m pretty positive The Hunger Games is just one, really long and depressing bread pun.

(via letsgetadrink)

ridge:

im so mad

(via brb-fan-girling)

theyatemytaylor:

WHAT IS THE CUTEST PART OF THIS GIF I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW

(Source: loki-in-furs, via emrys-will-return)